Mrs. Elmo Says, “Sneeze like this!”

I ask this question in regard to a news story out of Washington D.C. today; is it your obligation to twist your body and possibly pull a muscle or pinch a nerve in order to use this “new” method of sneezing?


The preferred method of sneezing today should be the one leg behind your head while standing on the other leg. Some of you, I know I do, prefer the method of women lifting their skirts over their heads when sneezing and men to lift their shirts over their heads to prevent their deadly viral spew from entering into the breathing space of their fellow citizens.

Are these people (in the government) crazy? When have you ever seen anyone use this method of sneezing? Be thankful that the sneezer, who prompted the Kathleen Sebelius demonstration, did so in his hand and didn’t just let it fly. She then went on to insult the sneezer (NBC White House reporter Chuck Todd) by suggesting that Sesame Street’s Elmo could give Todd a special briefing.

Thank you so much for the correct method of sneezing instruction Mrs. Elmo.

This method of sneezing is as unnatural as socialism in a republic. I recommend sneezing into a zip lock plastic bag (biodegradable of course) and deposit it in a biohazard trash bin.


About FishyGov

Practicing Independent Conservative and recovering Liberal celebrating 20 years of political sobriety.

2 thoughts on “Mrs. Elmo Says, “Sneeze like this!”

  1. Hey, I read a lot of blogs on a daily basis and for the most part, people lack substance but, I just wanted to make a quick comment to say GREAT blog!…..I”ll be checking in on a regularly now….Keep up the good work! 🙂

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