In a local diner a regular customer asks,“Waitress, could I have the eggs over easy please.” “You sure can sweetie. Over easy coming right up.” Minutes later, “Here ya go sweetie, enjoy.” “Waitress, I ordered over easy these are cooked right through. It was a simple order. What’s the matter with you? I just wanted my eggs runny. Why did you bring me the wrong order? You must be a fascist.”
In another part of town, “What do you mean you disagree with me? You must be a racist.”
Down the block, “You aren’t for the Obama Healthcare Reform? You must be an Astroturf, un-American, racists, war mongering, fascists, political terrorists, traitor, right-wing nut job.”
Back at the diner, “Here’s your runny eggs sweetie.” “Thanks you little Nazi.”
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